when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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