Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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