I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
