we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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