thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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