Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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