please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
