Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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