i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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