let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
