She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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