I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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