I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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