Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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