dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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