I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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