Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't deserve a penis
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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