she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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