He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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