VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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