I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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