Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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