He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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