id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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