My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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