Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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