Christians are straight up FREAKS
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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