You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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