my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
COCAINE IS GR8
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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