He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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