You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dicks are not precious.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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