Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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