Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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