The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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