I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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