I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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