I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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