well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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