this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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