I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
MIDGETS
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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