She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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