..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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