Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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