That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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