Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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