Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
how drunk are you?
Several
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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