Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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