we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Randomize
