doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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