i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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