Small penises have feelings too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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