Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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