Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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