Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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