Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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