Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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